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Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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fuckoffallbadvibes:

I am 100% into nonsexual cuddling hmu

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derekwtf:

I thought I’d never see this again.